Funnies from Work

Okay, for those who don't know, I'm presently employed as a Teacher's Aid at a school for children with special needs. I get to teach Creative Writing and Reading classes once a week. Now then, I've been in this field of occupation for nearly five years, and can't see myself being happy in any other type of work (except maybe writing, but that would be a different sort of joy). I love to help people, and bringing joy to these young adults is my gift to society and to the world.

Of course, in this line of work, you hear things... and I thought it time to share some of the things I've heard.

* There is no Christmas in China.

* How old is your grandfather? - He's really old, like in his 30's or 40's.

* "I am the eye of the tigger!" as a written threat.

* My mom's friend is from another country. She's from Philadelphia.

* Can anyone name a famous Native American? - Batman!

* [string of profanity, including lists of gratuitous sexual acts and forms of sodomy]... AND CHEESE!!

* I just want some bitch tacos!

* If we got trapped in the museum, we'd die because there's nothing to eat... only skeletons.

* I don't want to be on TV, because we don't have cable at home.

* I just don't know what you're gonna do with me today, Bob.

* I like to talk to female staff about inappropriate things. It's like my hobby.

* You could've saved yourself a lot of trouble if you'd gone potty in the toilet.